... contains at least one encounter with the police while rolling.
...involves being dumped by your candy raver girlfriend and/or boyfriend for a person named <insert cartoon character here>
...contains two words that should not be next to each other: rave wedding
...takes longer to write than you slept any weekend you lived it
...includes an apperance on 48 hours
..can't be fully written for fear of its admissability in a court of law
..would make Martha Stewart jealous of your bracelet making skills
<please continue with parts of your story>
...involves being dumped by your candy raver girlfriend and/or boyfriend for a person named <insert cartoon character here>
...contains two words that should not be next to each other: rave wedding
...takes longer to write than you slept any weekend you lived it
...includes an apperance on 48 hours
..can't be fully written for fear of its admissability in a court of law
..would make Martha Stewart jealous of your bracelet making skills
<please continue with parts of your story>
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Re: You might have partied too hard when....
Wed, December 22, 2004 - 8:49 PMYou can barely drive your car from the side of the street to a parking lot
You slobber all over someone, anyone
You have to think out your steps: Ok, Left foot, THEN Right foot
You make best friends with an animal because it is the only one that can understand you
You lose your shoes and or purse
You are gnawing on your own face
You crawl around like a baby at a party (in the chill area) and babble incoherently
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Re: You might have partied too hard when....
Wed, February 23, 2005 - 9:17 PM~You wake up in a different town in a strange house with people you dont remember. -
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Re: You might have partied too hard when....
Fri, March 11, 2005 - 6:51 PMwhen you wake up wearing someone else's clothes in someone else's bed. -
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Re: You might have partied too hard when....
Sat, March 12, 2005 - 9:23 AM...when people's facial expression suddenly changes as they release from hugging you... due to the intense smacking sound...
... made by your binki chomping mouth...
...and the approximately 1/2 litre of sweat you have just 'transferred' onto them... -
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Re: You might have partied too hard when....
Sun, March 13, 2005 - 3:08 AM...you sleept well infront of the Loudspecker
...you have loads of new contactadresses but can´t remeber one
...you are in a non mood from monday till wednesday, and you piss of your friends, and wonder still why
...your face is traind as a bodybulider from chewing the whole weekend, an you can bit harder than a Crokko
...you made tonns of plans for the week, and didn´t get one done
...you can´t listen to anybody, just have stories to tell
...if everything what you have to talk about, like from Fear & Losing
...if you can´t have Sex anymore without using some medication
...if you fear that everybody is against you, and you hear everybody this wisper your name
...if you forgot what love is about
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Re: You might have partied too hard when your story....
Tue, March 15, 2005 - 2:26 PMincludes whacking yourself in the face with a car door and putting a half inch cut in your cheek.
(yes, that was last night)
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Re: You might have partied too hard when your story....
Sun, May 29, 2005 - 1:51 AM...involves peeing on your bf's silk sheets
...includes you passing out more than once and still not wanting to go home
...contains heated arguements about whether toes generally taste like dirritos or not
...has the police stopping by and calling you by your first name
...ends with you curled up at a bus stop at 6am on height street (san francisco) hoping that a cop will come by cause otherwise you have no idea how you are getting home
